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silly string what you didnt know

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Silly String - What You Didn’t Know

Writen by Marc Keller

What graduation, bachelor party or parade would be complete without the surprising fun appearance of silly string? This strange foam substance has become part of New Years celebrations all over the world. This foam string has become a part of celebrations world wide. Millions have wondered what is the story behind this mysterious spray. Today we answer that question.

Silly String was first introduced in 1969 by one Julius Samann. If that name sounds familiar it is because he is also the very same inventor that brought us the pine-tree-shaped air fresheners for cars. Thank you Julius I love Vinallaroma. Mr. Samann was attempting to create the ultimate gag gift. Since then several similar products have been made Streamer String and Wacky String being to of the most popular. The only thing that is known about Silly String is that it is mostly non-toxic, non-flammable, and free of CFCs. Apart from that, no one except the manufacturer knows exactly what the ingredients really are. Scientists believe that it is a polymer-based, most likely on a polystyrene, dissolved in a CFC-based solvent that evaporates in the air and acts as a foaming agent; the chlorinated hydrocarbon was recently replaced with fluorinated hydrocarbon due to environmental concerns. Some other alleged ingredients are a small amount of isopropyl alcohol, and plasticizers like dibutyl phthalate.

How does it work? The toy string products store a gooey material combined with a propellant gas in an aerosol can. As the nozzle is pressed down, a pressurized stream of foamy string erupts for the plastic nozzle and shoots out to distances from 3 to 600 feet, depending on the product. It is the pressure in the can propels the mixture wildly in to the air. Silly String can be found in many different colors. The can come in varying sizes and also different level of the pressure. The higher the pressure the farther the distance it will shoot.

The product is “non toxic” there are reported cases of skin irritation and even frostbite. The fluorinated hydrocarbon under a lot of pressure becomes cold and is the likely cause of the reported frostbite concerns. Hydrocarbons remove fat from cells and may cause chemical burns on the skin. If ingested there is a possibility of prolonged vomiting. Exposure to the eye has resulted in on visual damage just skin irritation around the eye. The dye can in certain situations stain clothes. Be careful to remove all foam from your clothes. Certain American Cities have actually banned the substance.

You might be surprised to learn that Silly string besides being used at celebrations it is also a secret tool used buy the United States Military. An unnamed Marine Sergeant is quoted “Silly string has served me well in Combat especially in looking for I.A.Ds., simply put, booby trapsWhen you spray the string it just spreads everywhere and when it sets it lays right on the wire. Even in a dark room the string stands out revealing the trip wire.” Not only does our favorite foam spray liven up a party it also saves lives.

That is the story behind silly string. This ever present party substance is now not quit so mysterious and dangerous. From spraying a sleeping friend to spraying the crowd at a New Year’s Celebration Silly String is a guaranteed good time. While we ma still not understand what or how streamer string works we do know that it is a great time. Make sure to follow the rules of use and be sure to not eat any of it.

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liberalism a great gift to the world

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Liberalism a Great Gift to the World

Writen by Lance Winslow

Liberalism is the greatest gift to humanity and the United States of America that any group of people could ever give this nation. Without liberalism the United States of America and her mighty military may never have went into Iraq to help win the hearts in the minds of the people there. What a brilliant idea it was of the liberals to stop the cycle of violence, which permeated 2000 years of Arab generations.

It was so wonderful for the Liberals to tell us to go in and try to be friends at last and is working out so well to in the Middle East between Hezbollah and Israel isn’t it? We should be thankful to have such wonderful academic achieved individuals with such intellectual capacity to help guide our national interests. Being nice to your enemy has worked out so well for us.

All liberals have given the United States of America a new direction. What would we possibly do without this wonderful gift that keeps on giving. Liberals are better than all of us and they are smarter and they know exactly what to do in every possible situation. All the smart people are liberals and all the dumb people and ignorant people are different.

Luckily, liberals have also told us that we are all equal and therefore we must follow what they say because they are wiser than us. It is perfect and what a perfect world as liberals guide the direction of our nation into the future for the betterment of all mankind and the forward progression of the human species.

The meek will inherit the earth because they will all be liberals and it is great to know that we have so many wonderful liberal politicians willing to guide the American people and help us unite the world. Please consider this in 2006.

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looking forward to 2006

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Looking Forward to 2006

Writen by Joy Cagil

What will 2006 bring? As I try to foresee 2006, leaning on my educated or in reality not so educated guessing, I’ll begin with Sudoku puzzles. True, these puzzles are rooted in 2005, but one has to step back a little to get the wider view of the horizon. Anyhow, thanks to Sudoku puzzles, I bet, we’ll all learn how to count, especially the Democrats.

Another trend I’m counting on, based on Google’s San Francisco experiment, is the free internet; however, this will have some drawbacks because of more spam, specifically voice and video spam. On the positive side of this menace, the laptop industry will prosper because many a laptop will find their demise as a result of the cyber road rage. Then, probably our government will step in and make internet connections a public utility.

With the advancement of internet connections, the news media we’ve been accustomed to will change drastically, because there will be millions more of bloggers, making the journalists and newscasters face getting outflanked.

A hopeful speculation falls within the movie business. The celebrity culture will be curtailed. Movie studios will prohibit or hold back their actors from spewing false statements on serious human matters with their only source of information being their fame.

Since the smaller screens are invading the movie industry, Hollywood, too, will have to direct their programming toward I-pods and such, and someone will come up with special screen-enlarging lenses or glasses to wear, as in the foregone times when 3-D glasses were in fashion. By the end of the year, gangs of movie watchers will surface and we’ll recognize each gang by the color of the frame of their eyeglasses.

Because U.S. companies will attempt more aggressively to lower costs and boost profits more quickly by outsourcing work to places like China and India, we’ll all have to learn Chinese and the way Indians speak English. We’ll have to, because even to order our tangible goods, we’ll have to connect to international storefronts.

By the end of 2006, many other gadgets will be added to our cellphones, maybe a cutlery set, a microwave oven, and a raincoat.

The bird flu that threatens us will stay only a threat; however, birds will unfortunately contact the human flu and they too will start to demolish the earth’s natural resources.

As the baby boomers will be entering the retirement age soon, long term care insurance business will become a very volatile commodity trading activity with very high volume fluctuations. For the future hospitals, construction will begin and these hospitals will resemble communes for those flower children boomers, since it is predicted, five to ten years down the line, some of them will only remember their earlier memories due to old age dementia.

On the more serious side, in the micro and nanotechnology areas, important steps will be taken and possibly we will have a cure to or at least some respite from some of the diseases; however, flu shots will be outsourced and we’ll have to travel to China to get a flu shot.

Another big step in 2006 will be making spare parts from the stem cells of the fat in our pouches. When this news hits the media, there will be more couch potatoes in our homes and even bigger and stronger furniture, houses, vehicles, and hospital equipment will be needed. All these necessities will give rise to new industry sections, making our economy soar sky high.

We have so much to look forward to. Happy New Year, everyone.

Joy Cagil is an author on a site for Creative Writing (http://www.Writing.Com/) Her training is in foreign languages and linguistics. Her not-too-reliable predictions skills are self-induced. Her portfolio can be found at http://www.Writing.Com/authors/joycag

bin laden dead or alive since nobodys sure we wrote both articles

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Bin Laden Dead Or Alive? Since Nobody’s Sure, We Wrote Both Articles

Writen by Tom Attea

Bin Laden Dead

Osama Bin Laden is dead.

We know this for certain, because, after five years of knowing only that he had access to a tape recorder, we were bound to know at least one thing about him that is certain.

We’re also as aware as we care to be that there have been previous rumors of his death. But, as we all know, when you want something to happen, at least three or four rumors seem required before one is actually true.

So how do we know this one is the real deal?

One of the world’s least likely sources of the news, President Jacques Chirac of France, noted that information contained in a French intelligence document, leaked to a newspaper and based on an uncorroborated report from Saudi secret services, indicated that OBS definitely died of an outbreak of typhoid fever in Pakistan in August.

Yes, at long last, Osama Bin Laden has kicked the turban.

Now, most of the world can do two things: be glad he’s gone where he can no longer plot like the very devil against us but be sorry we didn’t catch him so we could have played some role in helping him along to where he can no longer ply his villainous ways against us.

The remainder of the world, who somehow found merit in a man who not only killed thousands of innocent people and instigated the deaths of thousands more, but also found it necessary to operate in such a way that he had an unusually high mortality rate among his employees, may not mourn the passing of the man who salved, with his own hatred, theirs.

The truth of Bin Laden, as we all suspect, is that he was a spoiled rich kid who became compulsive about compensatory behavior and decided his role in life was to bomb sources of wealth, particularly, the great source he could excuse as being conducted by infidels, as emblazoned on the world’s consciousness as The World Trade Center.

Only trouble is, the tantrums of his disgruntled child within cost a lot of wonderful, innocent people their lives and traumatized their families beyond description.

The other truth is, he turned out to be a rat in every sense of the word, because when pursued he scurried into a hole where neither all the Pres’s men nor all the Pres’s allies could get him to come out again.

Now, the world can turn its justifiably vengeful attention to Ayman al-Zawahiri, his terrorist sidekick. Unfortunately, he’s a lapsed pediatrician, so he may remember enough about sanitary practices to avoid water that might contain typhus.

We can only be consoled that in each video he looks closer to falling over from old age and ill health, even while he’s maniacally recording yet more of his invocations to murder and mayhem.

But back to Bin Laden. He met his end, as most monsters do, because of how he chose to trouble us. If he had been sane and conducted his life proudly as a responsible member of the Bin Laden family, he would not have found himself in a place where typhoid fever was a likely intruder in his domicile and, if by some chance, it did intrude, he would have received the most exquisite medical care, probably as an out patient.

So, at long last, it’s time to say, “Bye-Bye, Binny!”

Bin Laden Alive

While for an instant most of the world lived in the hope that the world’s most detested man is dead, their leaping spirits were soon dashed on the hard rock of reality. The monster still breathes in his fetid cave.

We know this for certain, because after five years of knowing only that he owns a tape recorder, we were bound to know at least one thing about him that is certain.

We’re as aware as we care to be that there have been previous rumors of his death. But, as we all know, when you want something to happen, at least three or four rumors seem required before one is actually true.

So how do we know this rumor is just another piece of logos bogus?

One of the world’s least likely sources of the news, President Jacques Chirac of France, noted that information contained in a French intelligence document, leaked to a newspaper and based on an uncorroborated report from Saudi secret services, indicated he might have died in such a suspect way that leaders worldwide immediately doubted its veracity and, as it turned out, he definitely did not die of typhoid fever in Pakistan in August.

No, Osama Bin Laden has not yet kicked the turban.

Now, most of the world can only do two things: regret that he can still plot like the very devil against us but be glad he’s alive, so we still have a chance to play some role in helping him along to where he can no longer ply his villainous ways against us.

The rest of the world, who somehow finds merit in a man who not only killed thousands of innocent people and instigated the deaths of thousands more, but also finds it necessary to operate in such a way that he has an unusually high mortality rate among his employees, can continue to idolize the monster and be prepared to die for his perversely murderous mindset.

The truth of Bin Laden is that, as we all suspect, he is a spoiled rich kid we became compulsive about compensatory behavior and decided his role in life is to bomb sources of wealth, particularly, the great source he could excuse as being conducted by infidels, the USA, as emblazoned on the world’s consciousness as The World Trade Center. Only trouble is the tantrums of his disgruntled child within have cost a lot of wonderful, innocent people their lives and traumatized their families beyond description.

The other truth is he turned out to be a rat in every sense of the word, because when pursued he scurried into a hole where neither all the Pres’s men nor all the Pres’s allies can get him to come out again.

Now, the world need not turn its justifiably vengeful attention to Ayman al-Zawahiri, his terrorist sidekick.

Unfortunately, he’s a lapsed pediatrician, so apparently he remembers enough about sanitary practices to avoid water that might contain typhus. We can only be consoled that in each video he looks closer to falling over from old age and ill health, even while he’s recording his invocations to murder and mayhem.

But back to Bin Laden. He did not yet meet his end, but we can be certain that in time he, like most monsters, will run smack into it in a way that is consonant with how he chose to trouble us. If he were sane and conducted his life proudly as a responsible member of the Bin Laden family, he would not have found himself in a place where typhoid fever was a likely intruder in his domicile and, if by some chance, it did intrude, he would have received the most exquisite medical care, probably as an out patient.

But, as he has so far escaped capture by most of the world, he was somehow able, even when attacked by the typhoid germ, to evade arrest.

So, sadly enough, it’s not yet time to say, “Bye-bye, Binny!”

Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience” and “good, genuine laughs.”

intelligent design primates sue

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Intelligent Design: Primates Sue

Writen by Mark Reiley

HARRISBURG, Pa.-In what is sure to be the biggest courtroom clash since the last one, a class action suit had been filed in federal court against the Dover Area School Board for not allowing the teaching of Intelligent Design in school science classes. The twist? This time, it’s the monkeys themselves bringing the suit.

In a startling and unprecedented move, several Bornean Orangutans from the Pittsburgh zoo have sued the school district, insisting that Intelligent Design not only be taught in science classes but the theory of evolution be stricken from textbooks

These Orangutans, or Pongo pygmaeus, are offended by the idea that they are related to people, and think Intelligent Design is the best alternative out there.

One of the plaintiffs, Cuddles, explained her position through a sign language interpreter: “That apes and humans descended from a common ancestor is just a disgusting thought. I’m appalled, frankly. I mean, look at you. Massive poverty, genocide, suffering, violence. Look how you treat your kind. People are horrible, horrible creatures.”

She continued, “Have you seen some of the porn on your internet? I can’t believe humans pee on each other. And don’t get me started on the Tuesday night lineup on ABC. Only true barbarians would keep According to Jim on the air. That I’m related to people in any way should be rejected on face value, let alone be taught in science classes.”

The details of the apes’ replacement theory are still ambiguous. One version of Intelligent Design posits elements of nature are so complex that they must have been created by a higher force. Among some of the more controversial elements of the ape theory include the idea that this “intelligent designer” of the entire universe is actually a 50 foot tall super smart ape similar to King Kong.

Attorneys representing the school board have questioned the true motives of the apes. In a written statement, school board lawyers claimed the suit was just a cheap parlor trick to manipulate the public and avoid the fact that humans and apes are related through evolution.

But the primates remain undeterred. Bubba, another plaintiff in the suit, has similar thoughts- “Man did not come from apes. Gorillas, bonobos, chimpanzees, gibbons, we’re all united. I mean, have you seen the contestants on American Idol? Ugh. You humans are just awful. Unlike evolution, Intelligent Design makes the case we’re not associated with you at all!”

A U.S. Supreme Court ruling in 1987 decried schools could not require creationism to balance the teaching of evolution. This new lawsuit brought on by the apes may eventually make it up to the conservative justices recently appointed by president George W. Bush. As a result the ruling may be different.

Bush even weighed in on the teaching of the possibility that a super intelligent, furry orangutan created the universe. “I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought,” Bush said. “You’re asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes.”

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american citizenship

Monday, March 29th, 2010

American Citizenship

Writen by Judy Arline Puckett

Can We Pass The Test?

American Citizenship

I’m the daughter of an American soldier and with that comes pride of my American heritage, and love and pride for our country. I have thought of myself as being a patriot, which I am. But I have found out to my dismay, that we as Americans have not gone to any length to know enough about our country.

I feel very lucky that I was born here.

Online there is a citizenship test, similar to the test that those from other countries are required to take. I took the test and made a score of 6 out of a possible 11. I regarded that as a low score but the test said not that bad.

I was disappointed in myself, a daughter of a ww2 vet, who knew so little about my country.

It amazes me that those from other countries would sacrifice so much, their families and those they love to come to a country so different from their own.

They have to live in America five years, obtain good employment, and there are those that even marry American citizens to obtain citizenship to our country.

Many of them learn our language and have countless obstacles to overcome to stay in our country and obtain a citizenship that I have taken so easily for granted.

It makes me more grateful that I was born here, and it has opened my eyes that I need to be more informed about how country.

Bio Of Judy Arline Puckett

I am currently residing in Monroe, La.
I begin writing at the age of 11, and I’m 54 now.
I am the mother of three and the grandmother of five.
I love creative writing, poetry, digital art, art, photography, jazz, and blues music.
I write poetry and lyrics on every topic. War, peace, love, heartache, religion, and abortion, which I oppose.
I hope to write meaningful and worthwhile words that will touch hearts and make a difference in life.

“A poet is the voice for those who are without words.” - Judy Arline Puckett

chicago criminalizes foie gras

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

Chicago Criminalizes Foie Gras

Writen by Tom Attea

The Chicago City Council has voted to criminalize foie gras. An alderman who is a member of the questionable culinary group maintains that the delicious delicacy represents a case of cruelty to animals, since the geese and ducks that produce it are force fed through tubes placed in their throats. He neglected to add, or is unaware of, the fact that mother geese and ducks feed their children buy sticking their beaks into their throats.

The council also gave an incidental nod to the high cholesterol content of the delicacy and affirmed its determination to spare Chicagoans and visitors to the metropolis of the Midwest the cardiovascular consequences of the indulgence.

On the day the Windy City was to become the first in the nation to outlaw the delectation, various restaurants staged a foie gras fest. The fatty substance even found its way into Chicago’s famed deep-dish pizza.

But the pain rankled.

“This ban is embarrassing Chicago,” said Grant DePorter of Harry Caray’s Restaurant. “We really don’t think the City Council should decide what Chicagoans eat. What’s next? Some other city outlaws Brussels sprouts? Another outlaws chicken? Another, green beans?”

Lawyers filed a lawsuit on behalf of Illinois restaurant officials, who note that Chicagoans and visitors to the now foie-free burg volunteered to consume 46,000 pounds of it during the past year.

The city allowed the protest fest to go on without warrants.

A spokesman for the Chicago Department of Public Health, Tim Hadac, said, “The city gave them a day of fun, but tomorrow we’ll see what happens.”

Will the department, like famed beer-buster Eliot Ness in the days of prohibition, stage foie gras raids?

Apparently, the city fathers will proceed less decisively, responding to complaints and firing off warning letters. In those steps fail, they intend to impose, on second offenders, a fine of from $250 to $500.

A casual diner maintained that the leaders of the city by the lake should have more important things to concern themselves with than plumped goose and duck liver.

As he tasted some in a pizza, he noted, “I guess we were rebels today.”

We can see the persistent offenders now, as they serve time for indulging in the felonious business of serving the gustatory delight. There they are, enjoying some cell-free time in the prison yard. Two inmates meet.

One says, “What are you up for?”

“Murder and grand theft,” the prisoner says. “How about you?”

“Serving foie gras in Chicago,” the other prisoner confesses.

His answer thunders through the prison yard, causing the other inmates to clasp their hands to their horrified lips.

Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience” and “good, genuine laughs.”

the complexities of european society a result of the sociopolitical changes

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

The Complexities of European Society: A Result of the Socio-Political Changes

Writen by Paul Kennard

The European society underwent many astonishing changes and developments during the late 19th century. On the one hand, the Industrial Revolution continued to spur enormous growth in the manufacturing production in European countries, thus strengthening their capitalist economies; on the other hand, the legacies of the French Revolution greatly induced and motivated the European people to demand more rights and freedom in their civil lives, thereby leading to numerous conflicts and clashes between different classes of society, as seen in the Revolution in 1848. Many of the phenomena at that time, e.g. imperialism, could then be attributed to these root causes. Above all, the period between the late 19th century and the early 20th century was one that was marked by acute political and social changes.

Among the various historical sources that reflect the reality of this era are “The Communist Manifesto”, ‘King Solomon’s Mines” and “All Quite on the Western Front”, to name a few. In this paper, I will briefly discuss the contexts that led to the creation of these documents, as well as their contents and significance, and then try to establish a link through which these sources are related to each other. Finally, based on these discussions, I will provide a generalization of the situation of Europe at that time and extend to other events or facts that are not covered by these sources.

Following a chronological sequence, let us examine “The Communist Manifesto” first. This masterpiece written on the eve of 1848 European revolution is the most distinguished socialist documents of all time and represents a landmark in the history of thought. Karl Marx, the author, began the book with the famous generalization that “the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle”. These thirteen words serve as the essence and the very foundation of the Manifesto. What Marx is arguing here is that the ceaseless conflicts and clashes between opposing classes in different historical times were the main forces that drove society forward. He gave us many examples: “Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in a constant opposition to one another” and he went on to say that the result would be “a fight that each time ended either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large or in the common ruin of the contending classes.” In that historical era when Marx lived, the class of working people, or “proletarians” as designated by him, grew tremendously in terms of their number and political influence, thanks to the Industrial Revolution that made this development possible. The “proletarians” and the capitalists (”bourgeois”) became conspicuously opposed to each other, in which the bourgeois took control of the means of production and used this dominating power to exploit the proletarians; the proletarians, on the other hand, revolted and fought for higher wages and more rights from their oppressors. Marx believed that this would eventually lead to the overthrow of the class of bourgeois and the formation of a new type of “communist country” governed by the sole class of proletarians. In fact, even the proletarians would cease to exist because there would no longer be class difference in that utopian state. That would indeed be a fantastic idea to dream about, and it was this fancy idea that later led to the creation of many communist countries or socialist governments across the world in the 20th century. We have thus seen the great influence it has had on the world.

Marx also provided in the Manifesto a review of the different types or versions of socialism that existed before that era. This is particularly useful because he gave us a complete picture of the popular thoughts in Europe at that time and on what foundation his socialist thoughts were based on. According to him, Feudal Socialism was the earliest form of socialism and was developed by aristocrats who were opposed to the social changes brought about by the expanding bourgeoisie. Followed by that were the other variations like “Petty-bourgeois socialism”, “German socialism”, and so on. Marx criticized them as being either backward looking, i.e. seeking to establish the old organization rather than forming a new one, or conservative, wishing to reform their class rather than destroy it. His analysis not only showed the gradual development of the socialist thoughts, but also reflected the fact that socialism was a popular ideology in many European countries.

Above all, the Manifesto was a remarkable piece of historical document that illustrates the major political conflicts that existed in many European countries at that time. Though it now seems that many of its predictions have failed to realize, it nevertheless served as a valuable guidance and spiritual support for the millions of the working people to fight for their political rights and freedom. It marked a new phase of the communist movements across Europe.

In the late 1890s, the capitalist economy of major European powers continued to achieve tremendous growth. New breakthroughs in scientific fields and new methods of production were continuously being utilized, thereby driving the manufacturing industry towards a more efficient level of production. In this process, those countries sought to export the excess capitals to other poorer Asian and African countries, thereby economically dominating those countries. Also, the great chaos resulting from the 1848 Revolutions made the ruling class aware that they should listen to and respect the public opinions more often, and military conquest over other poorer countries overseas was a good way to alleviate the domestic tensions and also establish popularity among the public. These factors accounted for the extreme prevalence of a phenomenon known as “imperialism”. The many colonies that spread all over the different continents on the Earth were characteristic of imperialism, and increasingly it became a manifestation of the power that a country possessed.

“King Solomon’s Mines” was a novel that reflected the imperialistic activities and explorations at that time. Written in 1880s, when imperialism became an overwhelming political force, this novel accurately depicted the mindsets of many Europeans who were pro-imperialism. Though the story was set in a hypothetical African country known as “Kukuanaland”, the main characters were nevertheless Europeans. Furthermore, being a colonial administrator himself, H. Rider Haggard, the author, wrote the book so that the main characters reflected the feelings and thoughts of a British imperialist.

The story was basically about three Europeans exploring to find the diamonds located in an African country, or tribe, according to an ancient myth about King Solomon. Their primary motive, apart from looking for Sir Henry’s brother, was to search for wealth, because they believed the person who got the diamonds would become “the richest person in the world”. This was evidently the first reason why European countries considered imperialism as a lucrative action. More importantly, in the novel the indigenous African people were viewed as the “others” who were superstitious, irrational, and were ignorant of European customs and technologies. The author even used one whole chapter to describe a game known as “The Witch Hunt”, in which a group of girls were ordered to dance in front of the guests and the one who was prettiest and performed best would be killed in the end. That was full of cruelty but was still popular among the people there. Hence, the author used these descriptions to demonstrate his belief that imperialism was necessary for the enlightenment of the native colonial subjects. He portrayed the indigenous African people negatively and even as being in desperate need of British imperial rule, as seen at the end of the book where the new King, Ignosi, begged Quartermain, Good and Henry to stay to “teach my people how to build them (houses)” Though the novel on the whole appears somewhat racist, it is not a big distraction and it still managed to provide convincing reasons why imperialism was justifiable and popular at that time.

One inevitable consequence of the widely seen imperialistic activities among European countries was that their interests would clash; the desire for bigger colonies and more wealth overseas would lead to fierce competitions among them. Until the early 20th century, the tensions became so escalated that the First World War ultimately broke out. This was the first huge scale war in the history of civilization; many countries were involved, and its degree of destruction was tremendous on all levels of society. However, many historians still refer to it as an “imperialistic war”, as they thought it was merely a war fought by the imperialistic powers for those interests they had obtained and those they desired to obtain.

The extreme cruelty of the First World War was without doubt. The novel “All Quiet on the Western Front”, written by Erich Maria Remarque, a soldier in the German Army at that time, provided one of the best descriptions for this purpose. The story was about a group of teenage boys, who quitted school and joined the army to fight on the front, after their school teacher lectured them about the importance of doing so. These young boys naively believed that it was a great act of patriotism, until they have experienced personally how the war was like; until they have lost their last sense of innocence; until they saw how their dear friends were dying horrible deaths; until Paul, the main character, suddenly realized that his enemies, the Russians and the French, were enemies just because someone said so; until he felt that his own officers were more of a true enemy than the Russians and the French.

The brutal realities of the war not only tore their lives apart (”The war has ruined us for everything”), but also totally changed the way these young soldiers, representative of one generation destroyed by war, perceived the war and the world (”I am young, I am twenty years old; yet I know nothing of life but despair, death, fear, and fatuous superficiality cast over an abyss of sorrow”). They once tried to discuss the meaning and purpose of the war, but they quickly found out that there was no need to. For the men on the front, nothing exists besides life and death; all other distinctions are gone. For them, they once believed that they fought the war because they were patriotic; now they felt that they fought the war because they were made to do so. After reading the novel (which was actually less of a fictitious production but more of an autobiography of the author), we could sense how many years of political and social developments in Europe ultimately led to such a disastrous consequence. We begin to doubt whether Europe was still the ruler of the world, because it appeared that it could not even rule itself.

These three sources collectively provide a good reflection of the European society in chronological order. The relation between “King Solomon’s Mines” and “All Quiet on the Western Front” is obvious to see: the phenomenon described in the former resulted in the war illustrated in the latter. Imperialism seemed to be a double-edged sword: on the one hand, it undoubtedly benefited the capitalist economies of the European countries, making huge profits and bringing cheap raw materials and labor forces into their hands; on the other hand, the resulting tensions between European powers were so escalated that were unparalleled by any of the era before. “The Communist Manifesto”, however, has a more subtle connection to the other two sources. The Manifesto was written on the eve of the 1848 Revolution, so it definitely influenced the participants of the revolution, especially among the circle of workers. As we have discussed above, the 1848 Revolution caused the rulers of European countries to resolve the internal political conflicts and make the public satisfied, and imperialism turned out to be a popular choice. Hence we see that there is a slight connection between the Manifesto and the other two sources. There are, of course, many historical facts that are not covered in these three sources, and they are essential towards a complete understanding of Europe at that time. Firstly, we should note that Europe as a whole were not at the same stages of economic and political developments. In the middle and late 19th century, Britain had already completed Industrial Revolution, and hence became the strongest and wealthiest European powers. The rest of Western Europe, for example France, was at their transition stage from rural economies towards industrialized economies. They quickly utilized and assimilated the newest technologies brought about by the Industrial Revolution in Britain to develop their capitalist economies.

Other parts, like Central and Eastern European countries, were not only economically lagged behind but also politically backward. These differences not only implied that they would be affected differently by the socio-political changes discussed above, but were also a determining factor for the relations between European powers.

Secondly, there were three different, but almost equally popular, ideologies that were prevalent in Europe at that time: nationalism, liberalism and socialism. Only socialism was discussed in great detail in “The Communist Manifesto”, and the other two were not much treated. In fact, liberalism, i.e. a desire of more freedom, played an important part in the 1848 Revolution, and because of this series of revolutions occurring in almost all continental European states, the governments started to realize that they should allow a certain degree of democracy to the public. Nationalism, an ideology that could easily turn to danger (as seen from the fact that aggressive nationalism was one cause for the First World War), nevertheless served an important role for the unification of Italy and Germany.

Thirdly, it would be interesting to examine the cause of the First World War from another angle. The unification of Germany was a political event that had crucial impact: the presence of a strong, united Germany would be a threat to all other great powers, complicating their already very complicated relations among each other. France, for example, suffered heavily during the Franco-Prussian War in 1870, which was the last of the three wars fought by Prussia in its unification of Germany. The hatred between the French and the Germans thus grew very strong. History later showed that they eventually became the two basic members of the Triple Alliance and the Triple Entente. Germany, a newly risen power, was considerably behind Britain and France in terms of the colonies it had conquered. With its strong economic and military power, the Germans started to demand more colonies out of their sense of “national pride”. Therefore, we could see how nationalism led to German unification, which in turn stirred the complicated politics and rivalry in Europe.

In conclusion, the acute socio-political changes in Europe led to great complexities and even chaos in the European society. The First World War was the climax for that. This not only was the period when Europe changed most dramatically but also shaped the embryonic form of the modern Europe. History once again shows that fast and uneven social developments and changes would not necessarily lead to desirable consequences.

liberal plan for the middle east

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

Liberal Plan for the Middle East

Writen by Lance Winslow

You know the Liberals from academia are very intellectual folks and they have figured out the perfect way to have peace in the Middle East. Their plan is simple free cookies and milk for all the international terrorists who have been killing innocent people and blowing them up on buses. They also want to give them free aid and other gifts, which the terrorists will convert into cash to buy more ball bearings to put in rocket cones.

The Liberals want to have a Halloween Party for all the international terrorists and this is a perfect plan because we know the international terrorists love to wear masks and high aid in the shadows while they planned to kill innocent women and children and isn’t that just special? The Liberals plan for the Middle East is to have peace talks and I assume tea and expensive French wine for all the international terrorists of Hezbollah and Hamas. Isn’t that special? What a wonderful plan to appease the international terrorists and to make them our friends by giving them more free stuff? That honor really work.

Of course I like their other plan better be very nice and loving to all the international terrorists and when they misbehave asked them to sit in the corner and count to 10. Isn’t that special? It seems the Liberals have a plan for everything including winning the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people and all the international terrorist groups and the nation states, which give them $100 million per year to blow up and kill innocent civilians? Isn’t that special? I’m going to be sure to vote for a liberal in the next election because they are so intellectually smarter than everyone else. How did they think of such a smart plan anyway?

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the drowning spool

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

The Drowning Spool

Writen by John Dir

It was a momentous day in the neighborhood as all the kids were buzzing about the next big thing to arrive on the block. Though nobody could pinpoint exactly how or where this new marvel had first appeared, we all knew it would be something significant; as soon as we could figure out what to do with it. The object of our new found fascination was actually a large wooden spool used for transporting heavy cable. Somehow, my friend had commandeered the empty spool. When stood up on its side, the object was as big as a round picnic table.

My gang of kid engineers went to work immediately on the task of trying to determine the best function for the artifact. Though we could have stopped at turning it into a big table, this application seemed pitifully lame for such a glorious thing. For a time we experimented with the idea of using the spool as a launch pad for the tire swing that was rigged up in my friend’s back yard. We practiced getting four or five of us up on top of the spool, and leaping unbelievable distances, one at a time, to see how many boys could reach the swing and grab on before it got too far away to make the jump.

After about a hundred rounds of imagining ourselves to be mountain climbers, making a life and death leap across the great divide, the spool began to sway and shake from the burden of this activity. At this point, one of the slats in the center of the spool loosened up enough to fall out. There was a few moments of concern as we assessed the damage to our launch pad. We turned it over to get a look at the center area, and saw that it now resembled two huge wheels that were connected by a center axle. With the one slat missing, we peered down inside the center axle, and discovered a hollow chamber formed by the slats that were still in place. Like a bolt of lightning, we all suddenly realized we now had a vehicle.

In no time at all, we were rolling the spool toward the nearest downhill slope, excited about planning our launch of its maiden voyage. Poised with anticipation at the top of the hill, the next step was the selection of a test pilot for the trip. As fate would have it, the only one small enough to squeeze into the middle of the spool was my younger brother. It just so happened that my brother had vertigo problems when it came to anything which spun. A few twirls in a swing, and he was ready to lose his lunch. We considered this limitation for a couple of seconds, but my brother was prepared to make the sacrifice for the sake of science, so into the centrifuge he went, sliding the slats inside the rim to hold him in. Our enthusiasm for the take off was unbridled, as the spool picked up speed in its roll down the hill. In almost no time at all, it accelerated faster than we could run behind it.

The spool whizzed forward, and we could hear the Doppler effect of my brother’s screams as he spun valiantly inside the thing. At the bottom of the hill, the spool kept going. It hit a ditch and went airborne as it crossed the road and crashed into the ditch on the other side. We saw it wobble like a UFO as it flew through the air, and watched with horror as it exploded into pieces upon landing. Everybody in the ground crew raced to the scene of the crash. As we looked down on the rubble, my brother was on his back amongst the ruins, staring up at the sky in a daze.

I was the first to speak, “Are you all right, Joe?”

Joe’s answer was slow and deliberate, “Yeah, I guess so,” he replied. Then almost as an after thought, he concluded, “But, I’m not going to do it again.”

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